So much for social networking

So you come home at 2:00am and find your wife on myspace, chatting to other guys. So what do you do? You shoot the PC of course. And after you've done that, you put a hole in the floor for good measure. (What the actual PC and floor did wrong nobody will ever know.)

I suppose I can understand the rage, but if you come home at 2:00am (no doubt after hanging out with some blokes in a seedy bar), you shouldn't be too surprised when your wife starts looking elsewhere for attention.

While we are on the topic of social networking... A little boy actually delivered on the promise every toddler makes at one point or another: I'll never speak again. 10 years as an elective mute - I actually wish more people will take that step.